• Paul Rutherford

THE 12 DAYS OF SHIPPING

Updated: Jun 10


On the first day of Shipping

Expecting to save time

I ordered all my gifts online


On the second day of Shipping

Delivered to save time

Two DHL

‘cause I’d ordered my gifts online.


On the third day of Shipping

Delivered to save time

Three Hermes

Two DHL

‘cause I’d ordered my gifts online.


On the fourth day of Shipping

Delivered to save time

Four UPS

Three Hermes

Two DHL

‘cause I’d ordered my gifts online.


On fifth day of Shipping

Delivered to save time

Five Am-a-zon

Four UPS

Three Hermes

Two DHL

‘cause I’d ordered my gifts online.


On the sixth day of Shipping

Delivered to save time

Six replaced items

Five Am-a-zon

Four UPS

Three Hermes

Two DHL

‘cause I’d ordered my gifts online.

On the seventh day of Shipping

Delivered to save time

Seven lost selections

Six replaced items

Five Am-a-zon

Four UPS

Three Hermes

Two DHL

‘cause I’d ordered my gifts online.


On the eighth day of Shipping

Delivered to save time

Eight altered options

Seven lost selections

Six replaced items

Five Am-a-zon

Four UPS

Three Hermes

Two DHL

‘cause I’d ordered my gifts online.


On the ninth day of Shipping

Delivered to save time

Nine return labels

Eight altered options

Seven lost selections

Six replaced items

Five Am-a-zon

Four UPS

Three Hermes

Two DHL

‘cause I’d ordered my gifts online.


On the tenth day of Shipping

Delivered to save time

Ten neighbour addresses

Nine return labels

Eight altered options

Seven lost selections

Six replaced items

Five Am-a-zon

Four UPS

Three Hermes

Two DHL

‘cause I’d ordered my gifts online.

On the eleventh day of Shipping

Delivered to save time

Eleven unknown sources

Ten neighbour addresses

Nine return labels

Eight altered options

Seven lost selections

Six replaced items

Five Am-a-zon

Four UPS

Three Hermes

Two DHL

‘cause I’d ordered my gifts online.


On the twelfth day of Shipping

Delivered to save time

Twelve fake bank transfers

Eleven unknown sources

Ten neighbour addresses

Nine return labels

Eight altered options

Seven lost selections

Six replaced items

Five Am-a-zon

Four UPS

Three Hermes

Two DHL

‘cause I’d ordered my gifts online.


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On the thirteenth day of Shipping

To make gifts punctual,

I'm heading to my nearest

Shopping mall!

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