- Paul Rutherford
JINGLE BALLS
There are 1.96 billion children on the planet - and a growing population.
Anticipating extended demand, Christmas Enterprises has engaged a team of Future Logistics Architects, Senior Brand Engineers and Investor Security Co-ordinators to examine operational alternatives.

Initial reports demonstrate in-the-moment thinking and management-centric communication:
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Balls
Jingle conversate
Let me have your ballpark shot
on-a loop back guestimate
Jingle Bills
Jingle Bulls
Jingle in this space
My door is always open
on-a one horse knowledge base
Deck the Halls
Be pro-active, not reactive
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Let's touch base, review incentive
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Blue sky thinking, idea showering
La la la, la la la, la la la
Find this root-and-branch empowering
Fa la la la la, la la la la
White Christmas
I'm thinking of a slight downsize
Just like the one we had before
When we exchanged offline
To hold our gold mine
And save your competencies core.
I'm thinking of a slight downsize
With lev'rage actioned to ignite
May your bandwidth bring real-time insight
And may all your downsizes be slight.
Wish You a Merry Christmas
We wish you a client focus
We wish you a client focus
We wish you a client focus
and a drill-down get-go.
At end of the day
and the close of your play
We wish you a client focus
and a drill-down get-go.
12 Days of Christmas
On the first day of New Co
The VC said to me:
"We're starting on a journey."
On the second day of New Co
The VC said to me:
"Let's action that,
and we're starting on a journey."
On the third day of New Co
The VC said to me:
"Low-hanging fruit,
let's action that,
and we're starting on a journey."
On the fourth day of New Co
The VC said to me:
"Strategic stairs,
low-hanging fruit,
let's action that,
and we're starting on a journey."
On the fifth day of New Co
The VC said to me:
"Ducks in a row!
Strategic stairs,
low-hanging fruit,
let's action that,
and we're starting on a journey."
On the sixth day of New Co
The VC said to me:
"Pipeline cascading.
Ducks in a row!
Strategic stairs,
low-hanging fruit,
let's action that,
and we're starting on a journey."

On the seventh day of New Co
The VC said to me:
"Win-win situation,
pipeline cascading.
Ducks in a row!
Strategic stairs,
low-hanging fruit,
let's action that,
and we're starting on a journey."
On the eighth day of New Co
The VC said to me:
"Capture your colleagues,
win-win situation,
pipeline cascading.
Ducks in a row!
Strategic stairs,
low-hanging fruit,
let's action that,
and we're starting on a journey."
On the ninth day of New Co
The VC said to me:
"Pre-money value,
capture your colleagues
win-win situation,
pipeline cascading.
Ducks in a row!
Strategic stairs,
low-hanging fruit,
let's action that,
and we're starting on a journey."
On the tenth day of New Co
The VC said to me:
"Sprinkle our magic,
pre-money value,
capture your colleagues
win-win situation,
pipeline cascading.
Ducks in a row!
Strategic stairs,
low-hanging fruit,
let's action that,
and we're starting on a journey."
On the eleventh day of New Co
The VC said to me:
"Come to the party,
sprinkle our magic,
pre-money value,
capture your colleagues
win-win situation,
pipeline cascading.
Ducks in a row!
Strategic stairs,
low-hanging fruit,
let's action that,
and we're starting on a journey."
On the twelfth day of New Co
The VC said to me:
"Harvest the J-curve,
come to the party,
sprinkle our magic,
pre-money value,
capture your colleagues
win-win situation,
pipeline cascading.
Ducks in a row!
Strategic stairs,
low-hanging fruit,
let's action that,
and we're starting on a journey."
Let it Snow!
Oh the weather outside is frightful
While our paradigm shifts recycle
Not long should we let the grass grow
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Well, you can't have your cake and eat it
'Cause you can't turn a tanker and tweet it
You need to improve your work flow
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When we've finally flipped learning
And reached out to the human aspect
Feed it back because we're yearning
For ninja and architect.
Encounter black belts are leaning
While management loses its meaning
What will all the millenials do?
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